OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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