It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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