did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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