Don't you send me to vm
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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