I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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