No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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