I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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