i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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