This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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