i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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