I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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