no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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