Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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