What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Randomize
