don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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