No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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