in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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