How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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