i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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