i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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