You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
there was a trapeze. enough said
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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