playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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