stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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