I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Porn is love you can see.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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