i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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