I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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