My balls are so social today.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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