Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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