I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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