I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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