You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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