i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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