The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
