this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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