All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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