is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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