Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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