At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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