I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Randomize
