He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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