and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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