dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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