shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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