we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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