He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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