Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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