That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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