Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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