why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize