Is it normal to miss your booty call?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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