I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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