New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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