It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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