Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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