The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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