Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I could make wine with my vomit
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
